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Drink This: Dogfish Head Midas Touch Ale, Oldest Beer in the World

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these guys were hanging out for like 3000 years

It’s been awhile since I poured you a Drink This, but here’s a beer I’ve wanted to profile from the beginning: Dogfish Head Midas Touch Ale.  It’s about

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In the Future, You’ll Fuel Your Car By Pissing in the Gas Tank

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i'm fffine to drive, ok? i'm FINE.

Soon, we won’t have to whore our national security interests out just to get oil from Saudi Arabia, natural gas from Canada, or electricity from Electrijikistan.  We’ll be

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Oh Honey, You Did NOT Just Throw Your Drink at Anna Kournikova

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I'm funny how?  I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you?

Page Six reports that OK Russian tennis player Anna Kournikova got in a big ol’ American-style girlfight in Vegas over the weekend.

An unidentified woman threw a drink at

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Why Russians Are My Heros

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Russians are super drinkers.

After what I can only assume for most of you was a Friday night of heavy drinking, I figured this post might resonate as much as your hangover

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Most Russian Deaths From Ages 15-54 Caused By Party Fouls

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hang out

Russia news!  This tidbit is less funny but far more shocking than most of the Russian hijinks I post here.  According to a recent study,

Excessive alcohol consumption

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Bacardi Breezer Was a Bad Choice: The “Get an Ugly Girlfriend” Campaign

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Over the weekend, I found a link to an ad campaign so stupid I thought it might be some kind of satire-fueled trenchant social comment or stealth art

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Drink This: The World’s Most Expensive Cocktail?

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Ding dong, the wicked recession is dead!  But despite buying a million shares of Bear Stearns last week, one of each kind of car Chevrolet makes, and a

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Get This: BeerPaQ and ShotPaQ Booze Sacks

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There is a Florida-based company called Beverage Pouch Group, that manufactures special containers to hold beer, wine, and liquor.  There’s the CarboPouchTM BeerPaQTM for beer (snappy product naming

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Video: Bud Light Ad Teaches You How Buying Porn Can Make Your Day Bad

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Usually beer ad men are paid to show how great your life will be if you drink the brand of beer they represent instead of another lesser brand

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Toxic-Sludge-Gargling Hippie Swims America’s Dirtiest Rivers

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Hey, what the hell have you ever given to the environment?  Don’t feel bad yet – you probably give to the environment in ways you don’t even realize:

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