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Drink This: Dogfish Head Midas Touch Ale, Oldest Beer in the World

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these guys were hanging out for like 3000 years

It’s been awhile since I poured you a Drink This, but here’s a beer I’ve wanted to profile from the beginning: Dogfish Head Midas Touch Ale.  It’s about

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Hey Russians: Learn Drunken English, With the New Britney Spears Method!

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Britney Spears is a cultural ambassador no doubt, like it or not.  So it only makes sense that in Russia, “Mother Britni” is the patron saint of English as

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Lil Wayne Goes Missing at Concert and the Cops Find Him…

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DXM-dropping, metaphor-popping, alphabet-soup-freebasing rapper Lil Wayne is being sued to the tune of half a million dollars.  Red City Entertainment threw down – allegedly – $432,000 for Weezy to

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Science: The Beer Belly Is a Myth Spread to Make You Less Awesome

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this is not a beer belly.

Finally, a definitive (really definitive) study on beer bellies reveals… they are falsehoods!  Lies invented by spouses to keep their significant others from having a little g*ddamn fun

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Courtney Love Celebrates Independence Day the Courtney Love Way

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she's still got it.

Hope y’all had yourselves a good American time on the 4th this weekend!  Hot dogs, beers, maybe some kites, definitely a selection of fireworks.  All good American things.

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Please Refrain From Amy Winehouse-ing Near the Pool. Thank You.

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they tried to make me not go to the pool, but i said, nrworouwhefiwhfiws

What’s new with Amy Winehouse?  Well, she’s still alive, and she’s still enjoying her magical island rehab where she gets to be cured of drugs by drinking all

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Oh Honey, You Did NOT Just Throw Your Drink at Anna Kournikova

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I'm funny how?  I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you?

Page Six reports that OK Russian tennis player Anna Kournikova got in a big ol’ American-style girlfight in Vegas over the weekend.

An unidentified woman threw a drink at

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Early Morning Mistress: Kate Moss’ Panty Flash

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Kate Moss flashes her panties getting out of a car, (1).

A long time ago, I realized there is really something in wearing panties.  Not that I actually wear them, but I see their merit and so does

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Bacardi Breezer Was a Bad Choice: The “Get an Ugly Girlfriend” Campaign

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bacardi get an ugly girlfriend 1

Over the weekend, I found a link to an ad campaign so stupid I thought it might be some kind of satire-fueled trenchant social comment or stealth art

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Lindsay Lohan Looks Glum; Teams Up With Ryan Seacrest

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Lindsay Lohan in Hollywood, (1).

Recently, total mess Lindsay Lohan has been spotted with television & radio personality and producer Ryan Seacrest.  It appears that Ryan’s courting the wreck to star as

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