Kourtney watches her weight, fails
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At eight months pregnant, Kourtney Kardashian is concerned over gaining too much pregnancy weight. She shouldn’t worry too much as she’ll never be bigger than Kim’s ass. And by that I mean two things. The first being, it is physically impossible for Kourtney to bigger than Kim’s ass. The second is my slang approach to Kourtney’s fame never amounting to Kim’s. “She’ll never be bigga than Kim’s ass!”. Word, son. Kourtney told E! News,
“I weigh myself everyday. I’ve gained 26 pounds since getting pregnant, except I gained three pounds since yesterday.”
I had no idea Kourtney was pregnant. This whole time I thought Khloe and her monster stomach were making red carpet appearances every other weekend. So there’s three Kardashian sisters, you say? Henceforth, I shall refer to them as Ass, Beast, and Whore. They’re interchangeable and this way, my news will always be accurate. Always.
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