Eva Longoria Meets Tony Romo
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Is it just me or do you get the impression that Eva Longoria was a walking puddle when she met Tony Romo? And I’m not talking about the kind of puddle where you have to buy a new mattress because it stinks of piss. I’m talking about the kind of puddle where you conference call your entire fraternity to tell them what you just made some whoar do.
That actually reminds me of a story from college. A buddy of mine was studying abroad, so a bunch of us went to London to visit him during Spring Break and to get drunk in another country. Well, his “girlfriend” happened to be there that week, and by day five he couldn’t stand the fact that he had to share a bed with her. So in one of his drunken rants, he let the cat out of the bag that he called her “flushels” behind her back. Not only did he call her “flushels”, but when he said it he’d make a motion like he was pulling the chain on one of those old school toilets with the tank up above your head. Evidently when she got aroused, his twin bed turned into a Thailand beach, thus making it difficult to sleep.
What were we talking about again? Oh ya, Tony Romo met Eva Longoria.
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Eva Longoria Meets Tony Romo
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